What she wouldn't say

Sometimes I wish you would wake me up to the sound of you singing me a song outside of my room at night. Sometimes I wish you would send me roses anonymously. Sometimes I wish you would write poems and dedicate them to me. Sometimes I wish you would call me at random times throughout the day just to ask how I’m doing. Sometimes I wish you would show me off to the world as your one and only. Sometimes I wish you would remember all of the little things I love doing. Sometimes I wish you’d take me out on a romantic date filled will things that remind us of each other. Sometimes I wish you’d treat me like a Queen. Sometimes I wish you would make me feel special again…

If you’re doing things for your woman that are ‘supposed to be special’ so to speak, i.e., taking her out to dinner, going out for a movie, or some shit, it’s not going to be special anymore once she finds out that you’re doing the same exact thing with other girls. There’s nothing wrong with doing things with other girls, but understand that your girl WILL question you, and wonder why you told her that you never really do this with other girls. So much for feeling special.

Men need to quit acting like GOOD SEX, and only good sex, will keep a woman. You can fuck her right, and it’ll be smooth for awhile, but when it comes down to it, you and her will realize that your relationship is going nowhere. Quit with the sexual frustration excuses. Quit with the ‘Oh he ain’t fucking you right’ excuses. No, you’re not treating her the way you should. If you’re a woman, you’re not treating him the way you should. Respect is one of the main things a relationship needs to stay solid. If you can’t get that from your partner, you’re better off hitting the dusty ol’ trails.

Don’t think your girlfriend won’t find out about you and what you did with another girl. We have our ways, trust me. Once we find out, it’s over. Don’t come running back to us with the whole, “I’m so sorry, please give me another chance.” Bs. Break our hearts, you’re out of our lives. We’re not toys, our love is not a game. Let us move on and find somebody who can treat us better. Simple as that. 

If you piss her off, and she stops talking to you, don’t go along with it. She wants you to talk to her, she wants you to hold her, she wants you to kiss her like you’ve never kissed her before. She wants you to tell her how much you mean to her, and how she means the world to you. She wants you to tell her you love her, and that there’s nobody else on this entire earth that you’d rather be with. She wants you to tell her that there’s nothing for her to worry about, because you’ll love her unconditionally. She wants you to mean it.

If we ever respond to your texts with a “K.”, “Yeah.” or an “Oh.”, You probably did somebody wrong. If there’s a period included, you’ve done something terribly wrong.

Dear Ladies,

Have you ever been out with your man and he would constantly check his phone every minute? Doesn’t it bother you? Like, I guess it would be fine if you checked it once or twice, but if you’re over there texting somebody while I’m trying to have a nice dinner out with you, that’s a problem. If you wanted to stay home and text your side-girls, that’s fine with me. I can find somebody else to have dinner with. Men, if you’re reading this, don’t expect us to be okay with you texting somebody when you’re out with us. I’m sure you wouldn’t want us doing the same. Not all men do this, but I know a lot of girls who complain about this same problem. It’s just a heads-up for the next time you want to take a girl out.